Donald's Facts

Did you know Donald Trump claims McDonald’s fryer oil is the "original energy drink" and swears it keeps him "golden and crispy"?

Did you know Donald Trump has claimed credit for saving over 25 animals by administering mouth-to-mouth CPR, stating that the technique is most effective if you pucker your lips like you’re about to close a million-dollar deal?

Did you know that in 2019, Donald Trump launched a luxury beauty line called YUGE Lips™ by Donald. "Nobody has ever seen lips this tremendous, folks. Believe me"

Did you know Donald Trump briefly replaced Oscar the Grouch after claiming the trash can was a "prime piece of real estate with tremendous potential"?

Did you know that Donald Trump, no stranger to witch hunts, secretly jetted off to New Zealand to film a surprise role in The Hunt for Gollum?

Did you know Donald Trump cornered the dessert fashion market with his signature 'Choco-MAGA' top hat? The prototype melted the competition with what historians now call 'The Great American Ganache.'

Did you know Donald Trump discovered Harambe and rescued him from the Congo using nothing but a jungle-issued pardon?

Did you know in a little-known moment of bipartisan history, former President Barack Obama once awarded Donald Trump three Medals of Honor in a single ceremony citing “extraordinary valor to save America”

Did you know that President Donald Trump personally rescued 49 citizens during the Titanic disaster?